Breaking News - Elzy and Laycock stripped from all titles and awards

Indianapolis - The PFOL announced today that it is stripping Edmound Elzy and Rob Laycock from all PFOL Championships and any league awards that they won (including Elzy last season's assist title) due to violation of the league's Anti-Yoga rule. Section 2.2.1 of the PFOL rule book states: "No player, coach or league official shall participate in any form of Yoga while actively involved in the PFOL". When asked to comment on why the rule was put in place, former league commissioner, Alan Mowrey said, "Because it's Yoga, come on man!". Elzy declined to comment. Laycock said, "I love Yoga".